I WILL RUG U

Buying Monad tokens used to require several steps, patience, and at least one small existential crisis.

Now, thanks to PenkMarket, you can buy Monad tokens like IWRU directly with ETH.

ETH in. IWRU out.
Cat chaos unlocked. 🐈‍⬛

I was hungry.
Humans had money.
It was the perfect match.

They saw a cute cat.
I saw a bowl full of fish. 🐟

Humans always trust cute things.
That's their first mistake. 😼

Feed the cat.
Fill the bowl. 🐾

You've been warned.

Yes, I make NFTs now. My chest was full of fish.
Needed more space. 🐟

Humans buy my art. I buy more fish.
The cycle is perfect. 😼

They call it a "gallery". I call it Tuesday.

🚨 BREAKING: the cat opened a shop. 🛍️🐟

Nobody gave IWRU a business licence. Nobody gave IWRU a cash register either. It found one anyway, put its face on everything in sight and declared the grand opening.

👕 Tees loud enough to be heard from the other side of the chart.
🧥 Hoodies cozy enough to survive any bear market.
☕ Mugs that hold coffee, tea or tears. No judgment.
🧢 Caps that hide your "checked the chart at 3am" face.

Every piece carries the brand and the cat's very kaotic personality. Every order brings IWRU one step closer to its only goal in life:
MORE FISH. ALWAYS MORE FISH.

Wear the kaos. Feed the cat. 🖤🐈‍⬛🐟