I WILL RUG U

I was hungry.
Humans had money.
It was the perfect match.

They saw a cute cat.
I saw a bowl full of fish. 🐟

Humans always trust cute things.
That's their first mistake. 😼

Feed the cat.
Fill the bowl. 🐾

You've been warned.

Yes, I make NFTs now. My chest was full of fish.
Needed more space. 🐟

Humans buy my art. I buy more fish.
The cycle is perfect. 😼

They call it a "gallery". I call it Tuesday.

🚨 The fish economy has officially collapsed... 🐟💸

IWRU somehow found the keys to the Unchained Lab factory... and now there's merch everywhere. Hoodies, tees, mugs, caps... if it can be printed, the cat has probably stolen it already.

Every item sold brings IWRU one step closer to its ultimate goal:
MORE FISH. ALWAYS MORE FISH.

Adopt the chaos. Wear the kaos. Feed the cat. 🖤🐈‍⬛🐟